trueltning_fury | RP log with Kyle

Who:

queenknightpimp
When: today
Where: nowhere specific
What: birthday silliness

Kyle: *decides a gag gift would be the best, giggles evilly to himself*

Geddoe: *suspicious look*

Kyle: *hands Geddoe a wrapped present, grins and RUNS*

Geddoe: *stares at it, then at Kyle, then at it* What in the hell?
Geddoe: *shrugs, opens*

*It's a book about how to enjoy sex after age 50*
Geddoe: *throws the book at Kyle*

Kyle: Ow goddammit!
Kyle: *laughing his ass off*

Geddoe: Stop counting the years. My body still works fine.

Kyle: I give! I give! I got you real present! I swear!

Geddoe: *peers...but you can tell he's trying not to grin*

Kyle: *rubs his head and hands over two bottles of wine. Some rather pricy Kanakan wine* Try not to drink it all at once with Sigurd, eh?

Geddoe: Mm...thank you. *sincerely* Not to worry. He isn't a heavy drinker. We'll....savor.

Kyle: Translation: you'll get blasted and he can take care of you and tuck you in. Awww, how sweet.

Geddoe: *another LOOK* Not quite. But you don't want to know the details, I'm sure.

Kyle: Nope, sure don't. Might hurt my virgin ears.

Geddoe: *snort* Yeah right.
Geddoe: Are you doing all right? Nothing...stressful going on?

Kyle: Nah, I'm good. Just bummed that Bern had to go away, but she's got work too.

Geddoe: Ah. Is she going to be away long? I admit I don't know the first thing about taking care of ships.

Kyle: I don't know a lot about ships either. She's just checkin' on her crew and stuff in Vinay. She won't be gone longer than a week or two.

Geddoe: You'll survive. Somehow. *dryly*

Kyle: I'll try to survive the torment of enforced celibacy. *grin*

Geddoe: *shakes his head* No matter what, you'll always be worse than me.

Kyle: Yes! I get to be first in something! *fist pump!*

Geddoe: *chuckling under his breath* Infamous, even.

Kyle: *not missing a beat* Hell yeah!

Geddoe: Well, the wine will come in handy. Quite. Thanks, Kyle. I can always count on the generosity of friends to replenish my stash.

Kyle: So you don't have to buy anything? Cheap bastard.

Geddoe: I choose my spending wisely.

Kyle: Any way you slice it...

Geddoe: I've bought you plenty of drinks.

Kyle: I know! That's the wise spending on your part! *completely serious*

Geddoe: An investment, eh?

Kyle: Into me getting a hangover among other things, but yeah!

Geddoe: You just need to build up your tolerance, that's all. You don't see me getting hung over.

Kyle: ....Geddoe, I don't have the YEARS to build up to your tolerance!

Geddoe: *subtle smile* Point taken.

Kyle: Hey, you up for a spar sometime? I'll be at full strength now!

Geddoe: Absolutely. I haven't practiced lately, I don't want to get stiff in this cold weather.

Kyle: When I get a bit more time, we'll set up something, eh?

Geddoe: Certainly. Your duty is important, I know that. If I'm at the castle that means I'm not working, so just corner me sometime.

Kyle: Sure thing, Geddoe! *pats him on the shoulder* Enjoy the wine~!

Geddoe: *nod, smile* I will. Thanks, Kyle.